Happy birthday, babies!
I can't believe it's been a year since you were born. The 8 1/2 months it took for you to get here seemed like two years. And now look it's your first birthday already. How'd that happen?
I would say something deep about time and how it really doesn't exist or something about our perception of it, but naw. Maybe another day.
My twins are toddlers now and we're going to go to McDonald's tonight to celebrate. The big party is this Saturday. A pizza parrrr-tay! I have a coupon and I mean to use it!
w00t!