A type of sex toy that is pregnant with nefarious purposes. Here is but one:
- Place the vibrating egg inside your girlfriend or adventurous boyfriend. Keep the remote control for yourself.
- Take your date out to a nice restaurant.
- During dinner, activate the egg at random intervals.
- Watch your date try to keep a straight face.
- Go home with your date and enthusiastically enjoy each other's company.
Other possibilities involve giving the remote to a
stranger, or hooking it up to some sort of
javascript.