Unfortunately, my efforts to have sexual intercourse with a televangelist did not work out last night. I wrote him a check for six billion dollars (a drop in the bucket for me) and he then pushed my hand off his knee, rebuffing my overtures.
This is what is wrong with America today. You write a check in good faith and you get shafted. I thought I had a really good chance of getting it on with this wonderful televangelist and he totally screwed me over. It was a con job and I am sickened. Absolutely sickened. To the point of expectorating on many, many things.
We need to do something about this and fast.
I know you are with me on this. God bless.