Nokia 3210 (thing)

Nokia's entry level phone from a couple of generations back (around 1999). The 3210 is a dual-band GSM phone with the following features:

• Express-on removable covers on front and back
• Three games (Snake, Rotation and Memory)
• Alarm clock function
• Calculator
• Picture messaging (crap)
• 44 preset ringtones & composer (can send & recieve via SMS)
• Internal data connector (for transferring tones, phone book data and operator logo only, no modem function)

This phone may look a bit bulky by today's standards, but its integral ability to allow both SMS and voice communication stops it from being rendered obsolete. Replaced by the 3310 (almost exactly the same but a bit smaller). The Nokia 3210e is the Orange branded variant (my bad).