My cat is sitting on my lap. I assume
she's dreaming, her little paws are twitching and she's making low sort of
grunty noises. I've called in sick to work today, with a
terribly legitimate reason.
I'm horribly constipated. Like, two weeks worth. I've tried various remedies (including of course, lots of
fiber) to no avail. I called my doctor and he told me to go and eat some
Colace and
Metamucil, avoid the
Ex-Lax, and call him again if I start to get seriously
nauseous or start to vomit. I told him I've already lost five pounds and I feel awful, I have nicknamed myself
bloat the goat.
I hope this ends soon. At least the cat is having a good day.