A delicacy in the North of Scotland, this delightful concoction consists of a generous serving of the finest deep fried potato slices, garnished with the finest cheddar cheese melted on top.

This little number provides all the nutrients and dietary cholesterol that your body requires after a night of drinking, especially when served with a patty of minced beef, in a bread bun. Occasionally garnished with condiments of unknown origin, such as the ubiquitous 'special sauce', it provides a tasty break from the daily routine.

Other delicacies from the region include the Deep Fried Mars Bar, and the Deep Fried Pizza.