OK, here it is. I'm a programmer living in Australia. I used to be active in the Quake community, but nowadays work takes up way too much of my time, so my cred has diminished accordingly. Whatever. Anyway, short form:
YES: hackers, code, Sonic Youth, food, babes
NO: Microsoft, work, system administration
Oh, and I also have gluth0, probably not the first zero-clone...