True story.
Bar patron: Hi. Lemme have the usual.
Bartender: Hey, where you been? Haven't seen you in weeks.
Bar patron: Had to go out of town.
Bartender: Yeah? Where?
Bar patron: I was in Brooklyn.
Bartender: Brooklyn, New York?
Bar patron: Yeah.
Bartender: We're in Brooklyn now, asshole.
Bar patron: Shit! I'm still here?!
Bartender: Yeah. You've been a regular at this bar for over a year.
Bar patron: My wife is gonna be pissed.