Skyler was sitting around not talking to me again. I tried not to notice. I occupied myself with the frosting. The bottle said White Christmas Frosting and I was trying to figure out the modifiers there. White Christmas? Christmas Frosting? This became fascinating.

Later, in a theater, the wind came out of nowhere and tried to pull me out of my seat. I held on tight and yelled that I was TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE PLEASE and then I was safe.