A
song by the
Kids in the Hall:
Mark and Bruce: This is a
song about a great
folk hero. (singing) Running free...running free...running
faggot. Running
faggot running
free; see the
faggot, see the running
faggot, running
faggot running
free.
Scott: Howdy stripling.
Kevin (Stripling): Howdy....
faggot.
Scott: Well, what can I do for you?
Kevin: My
puppy's hungry, I don't know what to do!
Scott: Hm. Why not try feeding it
puppy food?
Kevin: Good idea,
faggot! Why don't you stick around and see the results?
Scott: Nope. Gotta be hitching a ride on the
wind.
Mark and Bruce: Running
faggot running free; see the faggot he fed a puppy, running
faggot running
free.
Scott: Howdy,
stranger.
Dave (Gunfighter): Good ta see ya,
faggot.
Scott: Well, what seems to be the
problem?
Dave:Well I'll let ya have it straight. We're surrounded on all side by about 10,000 angry
Indians, and it looks like there's only (pulls out
gun) one way out.
Scott: Have you ever thought of talking to them?
Mark and Bruce:
singing Running
faggot running; he stopped the
carnage by gettin' folks a talkin' 'stead just a sqawkin', sqawkin' and a gawkin', mockin' and a rockin', running
free.
Dave and Kevin (Rednecks): Yeeeeha! Walkin' talkin'
stereotypes! Yeeeha!
Dave: Look what we got here...
Kevin: Got ourselves a pretty little
faggot.
Dave: Guess we better beat on him.
Kevin: Guess so.
Mark and Bruce: (singing) Running
faggot, running
free; see the
faggot running from the
rednecks, running
free. Run you
faggot run you! Run you
faggot run you! Run you
faggot running
free.
Bruce: Godspeed through
Texas,
faggot.
Mark: Via con Dios, el
Faggot.