Yet another fun camp song...
As I was walking down the
road
One bright and sunny day
I came upon a
billboard
And much to my dismay,
The sign was torn and tattered
From the
storm the night before;
The
wind and
rain had done it's work,
And this is what it bore:
Smoke
Coca-Cola cigarettes,
Drink Wrigley Spearmint
beer
Pedigree dog food makes your wife's
complexion clear
Simonize your baby with a
Hershey's candy bar
And Texaco's the beauty cream that's used by all the stars
Soooo...
Take your next vacation in your brand-new fridgidaire
Learn to play
piano in your winter underwear
Doctors say that babies should
smoke till they are three
And people over 65 should bathe in
lipton tea
With flow-through tea baaaaaaags