What is your major malfunction? (idea)

Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator	Full Metal Jacket	How to get a Goth out of a tree	Major Major Major Major
Evidence for lack of intelligent design in humans	Private Pyle	What pornos would have us believe	Falling asleep during porno films
The World According to Garp	drill sergeant	Yossarian	Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman	Sideshow Bob	This is my computer	Porno For Pyros
beware of geeks bearing gifs	Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation	Isn't this what your home node is for?	Harrier
Boomhauer	Resistance is futile