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What is your major malfunction? (idea)
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by
moJoe
Thu Mar 02 2000 at 23:19:56
A great line from
Stanley Kubrick
s'
masterpiece
Full Metal Jacket
; as uttered by our favorite loveable
drill sergeant
as he is verbally abusing the
soon-to-be-homicidal
Private Pyle
.
My
major malfunction
is my
lack of proper medication
.
Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
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