I'm not really sure how well known this bit of lingo is. I know I use it, I know some of my friends use it, but as for outside of my little bubble of a town with no way in and no way out, this might not be the most famous phrase around. Oh well. If you know it, you can use it with me. And my friends. In our little bubble of a town...

To have a baby: to give a scalding. To yell while being furious.

And if the scalding was particularly steamin', you can use the phrase:

To have a baby on one's head.

Chances are this isn't understood everywhere.