Grape Nuts cereal is primarily comprised of the factory-processed
eye crispies of
primitive island natives.
Although it is an industrious venture, Post cereals actually travels from island to island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean near the ring of fire, exchanging kilograms upon kilograms of eye crispies for cold hard cash. The raw materials of these frequent trips are then brought back to the Post Cereal manufacturing plant where they are processed, packaged and in turn shipped to supermarkets around the world.
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