Singer, dancer, actress, comedian, producer. Zelig, if she so desires - she has those powers. Diverse old-school talents, wit that is always newer than new-school. Her Fox show (a modern analog of The Carol Burnett Show; great theme by George Clinton; she helped begat The Simpsons, with one-minute animated vignette-filler sprinkled near commercial breaks) was their only good show at the time - it later morphed into an HBO program. She broke my heart in 17 places, including Yonkers, Bristol, and Trois-Rivières. Space does not permit...

"Now... go home!"