Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies (thing)

This is the world famous recipe, revealed here for the first time in all its glory...

• 2 sticks unsalted butter
• 1 c. light brown sugar
• 1/2 c. granulated sugar
• 1 tsp. vanilla
• 2 eggs
• 3 c. flour
• 1 tsp. baking soda
• 1 tsp. cinnamon
• 3 c. old-fashioned oats
• 12 oz. package of chocolate chips

Cream together the butter and sugars. Add the vanilla and eggs to the creamed mixture and combine. Stir in flour, baking soda, and cinnamon until combined completely. Stir in oats and chocolate chips. Make large dough balls approximately 3" in diameter and smash flat, placing them on a cookie sheet. Bake at 450^o for about 10 minutes or until the edges are just beginning to brown. You now have gigantico restaurant style cookies.

You may notice that your dough doesn't look like average cookie dough, and other aspects of this recipe may seem a little odd. For an explanation of this, see How to Bake a Cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock.