This is a
rare and
wonderous event. It involves not having to pay for drinks in a
pub.
There are several types of free bar:
- free pumps - where any drinks from the pumps are free.
- free bottles - where bottles are free. Sometimes used in conjunction with free pumps for special occasions.
- free bar - everything is free. The rarest of them all. Pumps, bottles and even spirits are free. You may encounter this only once in your lifetime. Twice if you are extremely lucky or good friends with a landlord.
If you meet one of these, do not squander the opportunity. Seize it, drink as much as you can. Try to drink the bar dry. It is your call to arms!
These are the things you wait for in life!