Not eligible for This Year's Fright-Quest and Not Eligible for Serious Political Banter, so I Daylogged it:

Ralph Nader, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun.

After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.

He said: "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish.

But, be warned: If you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three men quickly entered and stood before the mirror.

Nader stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three," and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new hybrid car in his hands.

Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential campaign.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

1. I CAN'T BELIEVE I REALLY VOTED FOR THE GUY ONCE

2. (Update 11/1/06) JUDGING FROM THE VOTING RESPONSE HERETO, THERE'RE MORE REPUBLICANS ON E2 THAN I THOUGHT