(thing) by stand/alone/bitch Tue Feb 13 2001 at 23:03:43
And my favorite little chant from when I was a wee li'l kiddie growing up in Australia:

Captain Cook chased a chook
All around Austraaaaalia;
He lost his pants
In the middle of France
And found them in Tasmania.
Sigh. (The thrills we got.)

I like it!