sterling

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Sun May 27 2001 at 21:22:07 (22.9 years ago )

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mission drive within everything

deception

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foolishness

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Work hard and be nice

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January 4, 2008

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• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• (prayer for the departed) (idea)
• 10 commandments for intellectual independence
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• 3:24 AM and drinking alone (idea)
• A man has died (person)
• A mathematical anecdote from an alternative timeline
• A pig, in a cage, on antibiotics
• A pig, in a cage, on antibiotics (person)
• A problem ordering beer in San Diego
• A rum drinking demon at tea
• A rum drinking demon at tea (idea)
• A simple program for complicated people
• A Smoker's defense, and a request for some courtesy
• accidentally at the market
• American alcoholic writer stereotype
• amputee (idea)
• Ancient Scottish tradition of basing your food on a dare
• And Schrödinger Wept.
• And What Do You Think?
• Anna (idea)
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Aubade
• bartender
• Beer snob
• bibliophile
• boo fuckity hoo
• Brian Eno (idea)
• Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo (idea)
• Bugs go to JayBonci
• Bugs go to JayBonci (idea)
• Caesar non supra grammaticos
• Catullus 58
• Charismatic sociopath
• Check yourself before you wreck yourself (place)
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• Copper Starlight
• Crosses scare Jesus
• Crunk
• Cultural discrimination in cookery
• customer : good dad
• Daily Evil - Monday, October 2nd, 2000 (idea)
• Decide to clean yourself up
• Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Don't Vote!
• Down with this sort of thing!
• dream guy
• Einstein wasn't religious
• Emergency Ingredient Substitutions
• Emotional manipulation of the pet chicken
• Everything's Best Writeups
• exceedingly subtle sarcasm
• eyeball martini
• Fake Plastic Trees
• First Position
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• Frank Zappa: Statement To Congress September 19, 1985
• Fred Rogers (person)
• Fuck you money
• fugu
• Garlic and Mozzarella Chicken
• Geniuses for manual labor
• Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
• Glass biscuits (thing)
• God (idea)
• Goth Poetry
• Grief is the price we pay for love
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
• Hermann Goering on unpopular wars
• Hey, faggot! (idea)
• Hollandaise (idea)
• Horrific blood-snot nasal explosion
• hot grits (thing)
• How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
• How mages discovered the scientific method
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet! (thing)
• How to bind your own book
• How to give a hug (idea)
• How to lie gracefully
• How to meet the most girls (idea)
• How to open a stuck jar
• I am not hitting on you
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can (idea)
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• I like you too
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• I seem to be a verb
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• in case I have forgotten
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
• Indian policies of famous Americans
• Jedi excuse
• jug scull
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Killing wasps
• Lateralus
• Leaving town forever
• Letter to Isaac Asimov
• Licking eyeballs (idea)
• Lies are fun
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin (idea)
• Love is a myth (idea)
• Love Poem to a Cockroach
• Malhavoc
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• March 19, 2007 (idea)
• metamood
• Modern, Minimalist Love Poem
• Mom... Dad... I'm MELODRAMATIC!
• My Conversation in the Grocery Store with a Woman with a Bleached Mullet
• My country is the world, and my religion is to do good (idea)
• My favourite E2 (essay)
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game (idea)
• Nag Champa
• Nathan, This Is Unacceptable
• New York subway (place)
• Nice to smell like the same good thing
• No one can be in two places at once (idea)
• Nobody writes poetry about financial security
• Not pulling a Graduate
• Nuclear war is not dangerous
• Obituary for Ronald Wilson Reagan
• Objectivist Marriage Vows
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
• Picasso on Stalin's cock
• Pile driver
• pile of kittens (idea)
• pillow talk (thing)
• poetic
• Politeness is always in order
• Posture (idea)
• Pre/Trans fallacy
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
• Quitting smoking (idea)
• Ransom note love letter
• Reaching a point where you wonder if it's time to put down the bottle
• reality-based community (thing)
• Realizations about reality found after sufficient higher education
• Requiem for a Dream (thing)
• Riverworld
• Rogue scholar
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• San Francisco Temporal Singularity Hypothesis
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• Seasoning a cast iron pan
• Senior Ditch Day
• Sexy motherfucker
• Shall I Compare Thee to a Dead Portuguese Man-of-War Lying Bloated on a Polluted Beach?
• Shall I Compare Thee to a Dead Portuguese Man-of-War Lying Bloated on a Polluted Beach? (idea)
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• shower partners
• Sitting thirteen at a table
• Slippage (thing)
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar
• soup
• Soup first, or noodles first?
• spider camp
• Squid ink pasta with seafood
• stand/alone/bitch
• Strung Out on OK Computer
• Stupid Wars (dream)
• Subversive Thought for the Day
• Suicide is a permanent solution to a permanent problem
• SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
• Thank you for not sharing
• That guy (person)
• That's it. I quit team sanity.
• The aunt who lets you cuss
• The entire point of being an adult
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The future like a corpse in snow
• The George W. Bush "Wassup" ad parody
• The girl you fell in love with
• The Grand Inquisitor
• The Harriet Tubman Offense (idea)
• The Henry Ford approach to friendship-maintenance
• The homosexual agenda (thing)
• The Leviathan Penile Counting Machine
• THE LOUD NODE
• The New York Deli Experience (idea)
• The Next Episode
• the omelette of insanity
• The philosophy of colored hair
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year (idea)
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• The undoing of How to cook the perfect steak
• The world breaks everyone
• the world is gone, I must carry you
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Touch the Puppy (idea)
• tragically straight
• tree squid
• twinkled sympathetic
• Ugh, no lights. Make jerky!
• Undead (thing)
• velveting the chicken
• Wanna buy a duck? (thing)
• War Food: How to Make a "Killer" Pasta Gravy
• Warning to travellers from an Arab gentleman
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Wasp is an insect that has a insatiable desire for sugar.
• Watching the disk defrag
• We all start out innocent and race to lose it. (idea)
• We are all made of stars (idea)
• we are shining, broken light across the cold earth
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Weak security in our daily lives
• Wear and abuse as signs of quality
• Welcome to 2002, the twenty-third year of the eighties
• What level do we learn fireball?
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Whoremonger (definition)
• Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
• Why not go to sleep wherever you want?
• Why the world is more beautiful with a creator (person)
• Why you get ice cream headaches
• Work hard and be nice
• Work hard. Be strong. (personal)
• Working does not mean thinking
• Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• you lied to me
• You Must Learn
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• Yous are all f***ing idiots
• Yurei
• Zen Story