In south-east Idaho. It's 50% Mormon, 30% white trash, 15% outdoor lovers and 5% rich Republican bastards. Luckily, the population is extremely low. Drive ten minutes in any direction, and you'll be surrounded by large, impressive, dead-looking foothills and fields of sage brush that look like aquamarine crystals or something. The place doesn't stink. It's just like living on the Moon, complete with space suits in the winter. Cold!