thinkninja

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Sun Dec 15 2002 at 16:28:04 (21.3 years ago )

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• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
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• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• 1920s slang
• 2702
• 42
• 5-HTP
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• AH-64 Apache
• AK-47 (thing)
• aleph-null
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• ambiguity
• Anvil of Stars
• apodyopsis
• Archangel
• Asperger's syndrome
• b1ff
• Blow up a building with a sack of flour and two rounds of ammunition
• Book of Mozilla
• Books that will induce a mindfuck
• Brad, what if I told you I belonged to a network of freedom fighters? (idea)
• Braindead
• Building an ICBM out of matchstick heads and PVC pipe
• Bulletproof Monk (thing)
• Chakra
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• CIA Manual: Psychological Operations in Guerrilla Warfare
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Cockney rhyming slang
• code
• Coding Versus Scripting
• Comparison of programming language types
• Computers as characters in Sci-Fi
• Convert any number to decimal
• Count Zero
• counterculture
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• David Lynch's Cow banned from Cow Parade New York
• declension metanarrative
• deixis
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• Deus Ex Machina
• Dictionary of Angels
• Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
• dream logic
• Ecdysiast
• Einstein-Rosen bridge
• Every film needs a ninja
• fab
• Fallen Angels
• FN P90
• Free to good home: One slightly used ninja (idea)
• Freudian slip
• Ghost in the Shell
• Give a flying fuck
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Greek Prostitutes
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people. (idea)
• Hadoken
• Haiku error messages
• haiku--
• Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
• Help! My money is full of cocaine!
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Highway Tales
• Hopping a freight train
• House Edge
• How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• How to be a troll
• How to build your own computer
• How to dispose of a corpse
• How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
• How to make a car last nearly forever
• How to meet the most girls
• How to solve a Rubik's Cube
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• How to write an episode of The Twilight Zone
• Human Freedom Index
• Humorous Writings of E2
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• I bought a Mac (idea)
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• Illegal prime number
• Impersonating someone famous (idea)
• Insulting softlinks
• International Special Ops Units
• internet meme
• interrupt 110
• INTJ
• irony
• Is file sharing theft? (idea)
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• It's turtles all the way down (idea)
• Japanese Kanji
• Japanese teenage girl underwear dispensing machines
• Java
• JavaServer Pages
• Jennifer Aniston
• Job creation (idea)
• Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
• Kibo
• Kleene star
• Leeloo's Language
• Lepidopterist
• Logical fallacy
• logos
• Magenta
• Make Penis Fast!
• Mario
• Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
• Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin
• meta-defenestration
• Metamagical Themas
• metameme
• metasyntactic variable
• Methods of Interrogation
• michael.vatican.va
• Mind Worms
• mindfuck
• Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner
• Movementarianism
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Named HTML Colors
• nanotechnology
• National Association for the Advancement of Ninjas
• NetHack
• neurolinguistic programming
• Nine Billion Names of God
• Normal Curve
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Nuclear war is not dangerous
• Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers
• oderint dum metuant
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• one inch punch
• Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny
• Orbital mind control lasers
• palindrome
• Pentateuch
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Philip K. Dick's understanding of schizophrenia
• philosophers
• Phobia
• Phonetic Alphabet
• Pilots' Jargon
• Polly Nomial
• postmodern
• postmodernism
• postmodernism (idea)
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• Prime number language (idea)
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• Pulp Fiction
• Quantum tunneling (idea)
• quine
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Reliability nines
• Reverend Horton Heat
• rhetorical terms
• Roninspoon
• Rurouni Kenshin
• sadoequinecrophilia
• Sam & Max
• sandwich code
• Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
• School of Information Analysis of Everything (2)
• Scientology
• Scopolamine
• serotonin
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Shoot first, debate dialectical materialism later
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• Something Awful Forums
• standard deviation
• Starship Troopers
• Stephen Blumberg, Bibliokleptomaniac
• strip club
• Stupid Word Tricks
• stylistic methods
• Suffering and knowledge in ancient texts
• summary of MBTI types
• Super Mario Brothers: A Literary Criticism
• supervillain
• surreal numbers
• TANSTAAFL
• Teach Yourself "Hello Kitty" in 24 Languages
• the alpha and the omega
• The Book of Enoch
• The brakeman, the fireman, and the engineer
• The CIA wants YOU!
• The Computer Is Your Friend
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• The Evil Overlord list
• The Garden Gnome Liberation Front
• The God of Small Things
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The Hacker Test
• The Lexus and the Olive Tree
• The One True Meme
• The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• The Seven Chakras
• The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
• The three fatal knife targets above the shoulders
• The truth about pennies
• The unending confusion of watching a Christina Aguilera music video
• theonomist
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Time is money
• Time Travelers please help!
• Transhumanist Terminology
• Trust Metrics
• Two versions of the five-element theory
• Ultimate Bazooka of Thermonuclear Apocalypse
• ultracrepidarianism
• Unit 731
• United States nuclear accidents definition codes
• Unmanned Combat Air Vehicle
• Useful Latin phrases
• Videodrome
• WAIAMQWIITIOJDTRT?
• Walther PPK
• War on Iraq 2002
• Waveform Karma
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• What if Dr. Seuss taught Japanese rope bondage?
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
• Windows Error Lookup Guide
• Wing Chun
• Wing Tsun
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• With Bohr and Heisenberg at the empty heart of everything
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Your mother sucks cocks in hell
• Zodiac Killer (person)
• Zoloft