The Man (thing) by tim_three

$1050 for a three-bedroom apartment? The Man is going easy on you.
$2 to make a CD? The man has you snowed: 35 cents. $2 includes royalties and shipping.
You can be the man, that's part of his plan. Aspire now, and you'll stay out of the way. Later, you can fill in.
The man wants you to be environmental, so you'll take the bus and leave him a parking spot.
The man has enlisted you in your own manipulation.
The man wants you fat and happy.
The man will manipulate language for his own PR.
The man wants you to steal this book, so others can't read it.

Pat Robertson	Pants are a tool of the Man	Newt Gingrich	I'm not this cool in real life
Steal This Book	capitalism	Blaxploitation	Aphex Twin
Cheech and Chong	Furthest Expanses of Interstellar Funkitude	Songs destroyed by use in television advertising	anarcho-capitalism
Save early, save often	nipple	Damn the man	three-chord rawk
Kevin Bacon Game	They Might Be Giants	Shelbyville	ICQ
Chicago 7	cops	Kool-Aid	Aleks Krotoski

The Man (thing)

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