Conforming Windows application (thing) by whizkid

takes more time to quit than to load,
requires at least 32 MB of RAM to run,
takes up at least 2 GB of disk space,
insists on being installed on drive C:,
is written in a very high level language, such as Visual Basic,
pops up to the front unexpectedly, but always when the user is typing a password in another program,
assumes the user does not know what he is doing,
creates temporary files, and never deletes them,
crashes at random intervals.