The Rules of Questions, as I have divined from the film, are as follows:

  1. Every response must be in the form of a question.
  2. Repetition - each question must be unique from it's predecessor.
  3. Synonyms. As above, you cannot create a unique question using only word substitution.
  4. Rhetoric. As above, again, you cannot create a unique question by changing word order.
  5. Intelligence - I.E. "no grunts". Questions must make intellectual sense.
  6. Hesitation - No hesitation. 'nuff said.
  7. Sequence - Questions must be in-line with the chain of discourse currently being pursued.. e.g. cannot simply be random inquiries. ("...Foul! No non sequiturs...")
... always, won't you please tell me if I've missed anything?