Coming home from the
spaghetti factory last night, there was a woman with a cat in a box on the
skytrain. Cats aren't allowed on the skytrain, but no one was sneezing or complaining. The poor lady got the worst part of the deal - everyone was trying to talk to her cat, or touch it. A group of drunken teenage girls started a meowing chorus from the back seats. The cat, inspired, starts meowing back, and pokes his nose through the holes in the cardboard
SPCA carry-box.
It's a JAMCRACKER! This woman is clearly on her way home, not from surrey, but from jessicapierce's castle in spain, where she has stolen a cloned jamcracker from jessica's secret labs!
But it's true what they say: jessicapierce's jamcracker is cuter than hers.