Note: many of these only work when you have the correct SO

  1. I no longer hate myself and think that I am a TOTAL loser just partly.
  2. Being a parent is easier.
  3. You no longer HAVE to impress the other you want to.
  4. Sex does not require dinner and a movie first.
  5. Your dirty laundry on the floor now has other laundry to play with.
  6. Knowing that when I make dinner and screw it up I'll still get lucky.
  7. Back, foot, neck rubs... for free!
  8. I'm more attractive to the opposite sex (by being a non-threat and also that I can keep a woman happy)
  9. I'm not alone.
  10. I don't have to wonder what my faults are... I'm told...

I've been married before to the wrong woman... although some of these things worked before they work much better in my current marriage.

  1. I found a Perfect 10 and married her 14 years ago.
  2. A daughter was born 13 years ago.
  3. My second daughter was born 9 years ago.
  4. My son was born 7 years ago.
Items 5 and up are all irrelevant when compared to the top four.

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