A Christmas Theory

Cut and paste writeups will die	How Jenna Jameson Saved Christmas	Annoying email forwards	make it two-ply, or I will gut you
To the Moon on a shoestring	Crossing Christ out of Christmas	Christmas is fundamentally stupid	He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
A Fifth Avenue Christmas	A Wintery Mix	Do giraffes make good targets for lightning?	email