Findings:
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- How to escape domestic violence
- A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- I'm a consumer whore... And how!
- this is how i'm going to die.
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- How interactive fiction works (part 4)
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How interactive fiction works
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
- How The Internet Works
- How stuff works
- How the Mind Works
- How your brain works
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- M4: how the counting loop works
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- How community relates to "work"
- How Network Adapters Work
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to save money and help the earth too
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Getting water out of a cactus
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- How to have an out of body experience
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I figured it all out
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Speculation: How a Lightsaber works
- How to find out your own IP address
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How interactive fiction works (part 5)
- How the United States highway system works
- How to convert a Super Nintendo controller to work on the PC
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How the United Kingdom road system works
- How dietary aids work
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- audio compression
- Getting wax out of carpet
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I figured out Faith
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Formalist approach to art analysis
- How the heart really works
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to work with a bureaucracy
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- How to node from work
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Lost in Boston?
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How Revivalist Preachers Work
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- How I Became Stupid
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- how love works
- how IEEE 754-1985 floats work
- Canadian-style Government, how it works, and why it wouldn't in the USA
- I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
- That's not how it works
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- figure out
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- My man loves action figures too much
- Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- Because I'm an adult
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- Figure It Out
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to Fall Out of Love
- I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
- How to stay awake at work
- How the FFT works
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How Things Work
- fog machine
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- How interactive fiction works (part 3)
- Xenon strobe
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How interactive fiction works (part 2)
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How a CD-ROM works
- How Glinda Worked a Magic Spell
- How a sail works
- how to short out a phone line
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to steal from your work
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How to get more out of Psi
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- How a computer works
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- how to fall out of a marriage
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to time waste at work
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to read poetry out loud
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
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