drunk mouse syndrome
= D =
dub dub dub
DSW n.
[alt.(sysadmin|tech-support).recovery;
abbrev. for `Dick Size War'] A contest between two or more people
boasting about who has the faster machine, keys on (either physical
or cryptographic) keyring, greyer hair, or almost anything. Salvos
in a DSW are typicaly humorous and playful, often self-mocking.
--The Jargon File version 4.3.1, ed. ESR, autonoded by rescdsk.