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Wild gyration of the arms matched with hearty stomping. Normally accompanied by a combination of violent swearing, spitting and grammatically incorrect sentence structure. Aggressive tendencies are increased during the Dance of Anger and all practitioners should be avoided. Don't make eye contact or show your teeth, this will be taken as a sign of aggression and you may be attacked. If attacked do one of the following.
  1. Drop to the ground, roll into a tight ball and try not to move. The dancer may kick or spit on you, but once he/she sees that you won't respond to his/her intimidation they will move on.
  2. Begin your own Dance of Anger and beat the crap out of the dancer for being such an ass and taking his/her anger out on you.

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