This is based on a conversation I had with mat catastrophe once upon a time, and then proceeded to continue with StrongBow. It should be fairly self explanatory.

They name their coon hounds Morpheus.
They think absinthe and pork rinds make a good Super Bowl snack.
They paint their acrylic fingernails black.
They'll only have sex with their relatives if they're dead.
They buy their corsets at Walmart.
They outfit their hearses with four-wheel drive.
They dye their mullets black.
They write all their bad poetry about grits.
They perform all their ritualistic animal sacrifices with bowie knives.
They have tailgate parties at funerals.

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