This is based on a conversation I had with
mat catastrophe once upon a time, and then proceeded to continue with
StrongBow. It should be fairly self explanatory.
They name their
coon hounds Morpheus.
They think
absinthe and
pork rinds make a good
Super Bowl snack.
They paint their
acrylic fingernails black.
They'll only have sex with their relatives if they're dead.
They buy their
corsets at Walmart.
They outfit their
hearses with four-wheel drive.
They dye their
mullets black.
They write all their bad poetry about
grits.
They perform all their ritualistic animal sacrifices with
bowie knives.
They have
tailgate parties at funerals.