Findings:
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He flops over and bonks his head
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- he is too shy to write his tale
- He just left his body
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- He made a way to his anger
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He weaves his words
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Taking my son to meet his grandfather
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- His retribution is likely to be epic
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- "Fill it in", he said.
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Surely he would remember this
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He (user)
- What He Suffered
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- He Hate Me
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- More than he was willing to give
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- Even my faults he adores
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- He loves me, he loves me not
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- mad he (user)
- He and she are one
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- He died on a Sunday morning
- "Shut up," he explained
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- It's just the way that he walks
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- He who controls the past controls the future
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- Song of the Sorceress
- He never returned
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Ancient Arrowhead
- He Knows Not Their Names
- I like the way he reads poetry
- he'
- Yi he quan
- he just died
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- He fled
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- So, he's leaving
- He says she says
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- He and She
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- H.E. Roscoe
- He says the most beautiful things
- At least he was gentle
- If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- He not busy being born is busy dying
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
- Our God, He Is Alive
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Why won't he call?
- he says
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- He's a good guy friend
- The Man He Killed
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- He Hudas not pay
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
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