Findings:

• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• Hi, I masturbate. Shake my hand.
• both
• Heinlein and Rand are both fascist wankers
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• Ecstasy, in both senses
• you can't have it both ways
• On both sides of the abortion debate
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Socioeconomic mobility in both directions
• left or right, you're both wrong
• both of you
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• both a lesbian and a woman
• Being both black and white
• swings both ways
• Constitution of Australia: Chapter I. Part IV - Both Houses of the Parliament
• Documentaries and feature films are both contrived fictions
• Lost on Both Sides
• Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
• Both Sides of the Coin
• We were both scared of the dark
• Five is both even and odd
• Tracers work both ways
• There is a true and sincere friendship between you both
• Commonwealth of Both Nations
• Playing both sides
• view them both
• Why the Liberal Party of Australia both is and isn't a liberal party
• Love enough for us both
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• Publick Occurrences Both Forreign and Domestick
• Waiting Both
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part II
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• Graduating down both shoulders
• Ten miles to school, barefoot, in the snow, uphill, both ways
• My taste includes both snails and oysters
• both feet on the gas
• This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us
• We're both tops
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Is that me shaking? Is that you shaking? Are we both shaking?
• Truth and fiction are both strange.
• If we're both dead, it's not necrophilia anymore.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Both are absent.
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
• a sketch of a proof of both the existence and non-existence of God
• What happened to you both in the sea?
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• i am both removed from it, and a part of it
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• The waywardness of love is part of its nature and this is both its glory and its tragedy.
• i am a creature both haunted and holy
• Hand grenade
• Talk to the hand
• Hand
• hand waving
• hands of stone
• Hands
• hand job
• Cool Hand Luke
• Laying On Hands
• bloody hands
• Manos: Hands of Nate
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Things to remember before raising your hand
• Idle Hands
• invisible hand
• Wash your hands
• on the other hand
• tips for not spilling hot tea on your hand
• Hands off, I'm special
• by hand
• Bloody hand
• Bow hand
• Handed
• Man Hand
• Aloha, Mister Hand!
• eight hands around
• lucky hand
• Go by hand
• What is the sound of one hand clapping?
• hand jive
• eight on a hand
• Look mom, no hands!
• Hand it to
• left hand trick
• left hand
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• at hand
• Dead Hand Writing
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• No Hands Across America
• right hand rule
• Hands on a Hard Body
• Bones of the hand
• YHBT. YHL. HAND.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Hand of God
• old chestnut: clock hands
• answer: clock hands
• Understand my hands
• Put Your Hand Here
• hands (user)
• First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• someone else's hand
• hand cruft
• On the gripping hand
• Red Right Hand
• notes scribbled on hands
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• hand in hand
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• the problem at hand
• Smearing your hand with Elmer's glue
• A Leaf for Hand in Hand
• What Think You I Take my Pen in Hand?
• Helping Hands
• Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God
• Mr. Hand
• PC Hands
• All In Your Hands
• From my cold dead hands
• Misunderstood hand signals
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Sleight of Hand
• Hand of Glory
• a baseball cap, a toy car and two hands
• Making farting noises with your hands
• All Hands on the Bad One
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• All in Favor of "Gun Control" Raise Your Right Hand
• Manos: the Hands of Fate
• talking hand
• Why Vampire Hunter D's hand ruins the entire movie
• Ten inch knife through my hand - All for green onion pancakes
• Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
• Involuntary raising hands trick
• Hands Up!
• I would love to hold your hand.
• A Show of Hands
• Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand
• Cleaning the scent of onions off your hands
• Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
• Washing hands in public bathrooms
• right hand
• The Black Hand
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Israel Hands
• shake hands
• Items On Hand
• Bingo Hand Job
• I once clutched death in my hands
• ghosty hand
• air hand dryer
• Which hand is the penny in?
• hand me downs
• Hand of Fatima
• The Blue Hand
• This is the press of a bashful hand, this the float and odor of hair,
• one handed words
• Hand over hand

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