Findings:

• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• They have no bones.
• You have no power over me
• No Left Turn Unstoned (Cardboard Cowboy)
• Kids have no concept of time
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Atheists have no support group
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Heart, have no pity
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• I have no money and I must pay
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I have no faith in your God
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• No noder left behind
• I have no output and I must scream
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• I have no hair
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Californians have no soul
• I have no complaint
• Words Have No Meaning
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Computers have no sense of time
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I have no idea!! (user)
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You have no socially redeeming value
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Our calendars have no meaning
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Where the streets have no name
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• All I have left to lose
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Right tight, left loosen
• I have no browser and I must node!
• There are no three letter .coms left
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• No Child Left Behind Act
• No Child left behind
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• There are no left turn lanes
• We Have No Moat
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• No One Gets Left Behind
• No World Left For Tomorrow
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• No, but I'll have a beer
• bread dignity soup
• The Dignity of Labor
• Oration on the Dignity of Man
• Dignity and Honour
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• Too late for dignity
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick

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