Never argue with a fool. People might not be able to tell the difference.
If you absolutely must, keep as serene as is possible. Do not let them provoke you. Ever. Being really, really, really sarcastic in a calm tone of voice is a good way. See The Matrix. Remember when Neo fights the agent with one hand? Look like that. Let them get worked up. Have fun.

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