Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.

I will marry only he who defeats me in battle	you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you	Iris Murdoch is dead. Hold my hand. It's your turn now.	The perfect woman
Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.	A joke about dealing with people	Glamorama	You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
The woman with her legs apart	My Better Half	Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating	The Ten Geekiest Metal Songs Ever
This node should be filled with haiku!	a writing site for writers	December 9, 2007	The hundred foot bamboo should continue growing
You use chopsticks very well	How to be a jerk and piss off your SO	Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea	Caterine Vauban
She drowns quietly and without complaint	Curly brace family of programming languages	It Could Always Be Worse