I am an Everything Hamster, I admit it. I sit in a cage, and all day long work at something. When I feel in need of relaxation and just
got to move the bones, I climb on the
Wheel of Oppression and
bratt-ta-ta-tap, I bang out a
node, or two. Or ten, on good days.
Or just
softlink. I softlink, and feel that sweet karma improvement fall on my tired shoulder. Then I dismount the wheel, chew on a nice hard mineral-and-vitamin rich biscuit, maybe have a little drink from the coffee filled bird water thing.
Then after daybreak I fall asleep in my little nest, made of old
printouts,
O'Reilly books and old dreams. I sleep all day, and I work all night, but I am not a
lumberjack. I am an Everything Hamster, and there is nothing more to be said. Just don't confuse me with the Everything
Mouse. I am no
pointing device: I
point, they get pointed.
You wanna learn all about my species? Read this
handy node written by a
colleague.