Near Matches
Ignore Exact
Everything
2
The Kim Li Diaries
(
fiction
)
by
dannye
Fri Dec 01 2000 at 3:52:26
I began this project with
moJoe
soon after the
Survivor2
deal. In fact, that type of
collaborative fiction
was what prompted
moJoe
to come to me with a statement along the lines of, "Hey, we should write something together." At first, I was skeptical. I mean, do you know anything about the person who is known as
moJoe
on here? The weird,
licentious
lifestyle... the illegitimate children... the drugs... the booze... the not-so latent homosexual tendencies... It was all enough for me to say, "I don't think so."
However, the more I thought about it, and the more I took a look at the ideas he showed me for a
mystery
noir
novella
, the more it appealed to me. Our first idea (
no shit
) was a parody of
Jeopardy
with all sorts of
E2
-specific funny stuff. We soon realized that this would be a cheap repeat of
Survivor2
, and so we decided to go with the detective novella.
At first, it was all
fun and games
. I wrote the first chapter, he wrote the second, and so on. We had no idea where it was going or what the hell we were doing. However, somewhere around
Chapter 14
, it all began to fall apart. It dawned on us that when you write something such as this, there must be an
end
in sight. And we could not figure out how to end it. Well, I take that back: I think
moJoe
had a much better idea how to end it than
I
did, but he became a less frequent user of
E2
than me, and it was hard to stay in touch. I think this either has something to do with
iDeath
visiting
Portland, OR
, around that time, or it was some sort of
conviction
for
sexual child assault
(as several
Northwestern noders
suggested). I'll be generous and blame it on
iDeath
.
I floated the idea of helping me finish this project in front of several of my favorite writers here. I won't mention names in order to not hurt anyone's feelings, but my Canadian Mountie,
Lord Brawl
, came to my rescue and not only wrote
Chapters 16
and
18
, but also suggested ways to
close the loop
on the whole plot line.
As the usual
disclaimer
, there may be names and situations in here that seem to bear a resemblance to real people. My only hope and
prayer
is that none of them find out where I live.
I hope you enjoy
The Kim Li Diaries
.
Chapter One
The Kim Li Diaries: Chapter One
Survivor2
iDEATH
It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
NAMBLA
The Kim Li Diaries: Chapter Twenty (The End)
Full text works in Everything
Icicle
Two Gentlemen on Veronica
The Kim Li Diaries: Chapter Nine
The Kim Li Diaries: Chapter Eighteen
I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
Film noir
The Kim Li Diaries: Chapter Seventeen
The Kim Li Diaries: Chapter Sixteen
Licentious
And the Beat Goes On: The Sonny and Cher Story
It started like this
J.D. Souther
The Everything People Registry : United States : Arkansas
Summit in Savannah
collaborative fiction
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