We all remember the song that doesn't end. It came from a show called lambchop which had a bunch of puppets. The song went like this:

This is the song that doesn't end
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn't end
etc etc etc

Now I want to know who the fuck came up with this song. I'll tell you one thing it was one sadistic asshole that's for sure. Every little kid that watched that show sang that song at the end of the show and then continued singing it for the next three hours. If I ever find the person who wrote this song I'll give them the beating that never ends.

The performer was Shari Lewis, and Lamb Chop was her sheep hand puppet. The show was the unimaginatively titled The Sherry Lewis & Lambchop Show. Ms. Lewis, who has reached the clearing at the end of her path, was probably as far removed from "one sadistic asshole" as she could possibly have been.

Presumably Saint Peter had words with her about this ditty at the Gate, however. Maybe she's still standing there singing it today...

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