Terrorist 1: "What are we doing here, Abdul?"
Terrorist 2: "It should be
obvious, Mohammad. We are getting
sandwiches."
Terrorist 1: "This place is a
symbol of all that is
evil about the
West, Abdul. Simply being present here
corrupts the
soul. It is an
abomination before
Allah."
Terrorist 2: "The
clown is indeed
disturbing. But the
large purple fungus-man amuses me."
Terrorist 1: "You know that is not what I am talking about. This place
flaunts its
degenerate Western values in the face of Heaven. It must be
expunged from the Earth!"
Terrorist 2: "Keep your voice down, Mohammad."
Terrorist 1: "IT IS THE WILL OF--"
Terrorist 2: "SHUT UP, YOU FOOL! DO YOU WANT TO BE ARRESTED BEFORE... ahh, before we can order our
delicious food? No, no, fellow citizens, my friend is simply
agitated about the -- ahh --
swill served at that
Wendy's down the street. Not like this
fine establishment. No, no."
Crew chief: "Welcome to
McDonalds, sir, can I take your order?"
Terrorist 2: "Ahh, yes. I will have a
Big Mac, regular
fries, and a large
orange drink."
Crew chief: "And you, sir?"
Terrorist 1: "Hmm. What is this '
Happy Meal' item?"
Crew chief: "That's a
children's meal, sir. You'd probably prefer a
larger sandwich."
Terrorist 1: "
ZIONIST WHORE! YOU WILL
BURN IN THE FLAMES OF
HELL!"
Terrorist 2: "SHUT UP, YOU FOOL! He -- He -- He is a
collector! He needs but one more
Hot Wheels toy to complete his collection! Right, uh, uh, Sam?"
Terrorist 1: "Yes,
fine."
Terrorist 2: "Right. Right. He will have the
cheeseburger Happy Meal with a cold refreshing
Coca-Cola. I am very sorry he became so agitated."
Crew chief: "That -- That's okay, sir. Your order will be ready in just a moment."
Terrorist 2: "Mohammad, you fool. You must keep your mouth
shut. Let me do the talking."
Terrorist 1: "My name is
not Sam."
Terrorist 2: "I
know that. We are supposed to
blend with the Americans, remember?"
Terrorist 1: "Do not call me by degenerate Western names, Abdul."
Terrorist 2: "Did you pay
no attention during
training? Weren't you listening to--"
Crew chief: "Number
23!"
Terrorist 2: "Come on. That's our food."
Terrorist 1: "Hmm. This meal doesn't look very
happy. And the portions are very
small."
Terrorist 2: "Shut up, Mohammad."
Terrorist 1: "And this
toy car appears to be
cheaply constructed."
Terrorist 2: "Shut
up, Mohammad."
Terrorist 1: "What is
this?"
Terrorist 2: "Hmmm? Oh, that's the
Monopoly scratch-off game.
Scratch away the
silver parts of the card and you win a
prize, like food or money. Not like
that, Mohammad. Use a
quarter."
Terrorist 1: "Hmph. More tools for spreading
blasphemous Western values."
Terrorist 2: "Use the
edge of the quarter, Mohammad."
Terrorist 1: "Oh."
Terrorist 2: "
Allah help me..."
Terrorist 1: "A-Abdul! Look! Look! I won!"
Terrorist 2: "Really? That's
wonderful. What was your prize?"
Terrorist 1: "It says I won 'any
breakfast bagel sandwich!' You see? What
is a breakfast bagel sandwich?"
Terrorist 2: "They slice a
bagel in half, then put
eggs and
meat inside it. It's fairly
tasty. Better than the
pancakes, I'll tell you that."
Terrorist 1: "I can't believe it! Can I get it now?"
Terrorist 2: "No, they only serve that for
breakfast. We'll get one in the
morning, alright?"
Terrorist 1: "I -- I -- Oh, alright. It cannot be helped. I still can't
believe this, Abdul! I've never won anything before!"
Terrorist 2: "You'll have to try the
sausage bagel. You'll love it."