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I do not think the Penis should always be the butt of jokes, they have serious needs. Here is a real life situation;

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

  • You do not work 8 hours straight
  • You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
  • You do not always follow the orders of the management team
  • You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
  • You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
  • You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
  • You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
  • You'll retire well before reaching 65
  • You're unable to work double shifts
  • You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
  • And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
  • Sincerely,
    The Management

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