Toilet reading is a perfect example of
multitasking. "Multitasking, my
arse" some say, but they are missing the point...
Some may warn you can give yourself
hemorrhoids; long term maybe, short term you can give yourself a dead leg, leading to unfortunate head injuries, when arising to answer the
telephone
Reading material. Various, depending on your particular choice, some favour comics, some the '
Reader's Digest'. "How apt" I always think, "this
shite is the end product of my
digestion"
I personally recommend such works pertaining to '
Quantum Chromodynamics' as vistors are often wowed by title's they don't understand. Hide '
Noddy's Guide To
Theoretical Physics' behind the
cistern for your own conversational material, and soon you'll be regarded as smart but boring by all, (and the
sundry) who frequent your
crapper.
Also see people who spend all day in the toilet