Findings:

• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• The Ass and His Driver
• Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
• Rat's ass
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Cool ass babe
• ass (user)
• legally drunk
• Drunk in Manhattan
• The Drunk Monks Steak
• ideas drunks hate
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• how Wiener found his way home
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates II
• A Portrait of the Artist and His Lover
• He weaves his words
• The Old Man and his Grandson
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Stuart Saves His Family
• The mad Count Van Snickleheisen and his mysterious ticker
• His Last Line
• Günter Grass peeling his onion
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• his place, late at night
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Lieut. Gullivar Jones: His Vacation
• The Kennedy crimes
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Bust Ass Falls
• The law is an ass
• Drunk and Beautiful
• drunk and disorderly
• On His Blindness
• The Brazier and His Dog
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
• In His Own Image
• his throbbing manhood
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• I Saw Gener Cryin' In His Sleep
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• His Majesty The King's Guard
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Of Sigurd's avenging of Sigmund his father
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XII
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• You're right! Sinister Aleister and his left-hand path of sin is utter destruction!
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• The old man and his bottle of spirits
• Cowboy BeBop at his computer
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• Asses of the masses
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• Weird ass tasty biscuit treat, most intriguing
• Ass Ponys
• trina sexy ass (user)
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• The Drunk Joke
• His girlfriend
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• Valediction to His Book
• His Toniness
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• His Winding-Sheet
• Barry Jive and his Uptown Five
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• Johnny Cash with His Hot and Blue Guitar
• The Pig and His Way of Life
• Jesse, at the helm of his own fears
• It’s in his name and his clothes and his hands and his lips
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• Dumbledore pointed his wand at the bottle and the cork flew out.
• An overabundance of plastic dinosaurs on his shelves
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• he is too shy to write his tale
• The Horse and the Ass
• How to wipe your ass
• colder than a well digger's ass
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• dumb ass (user)
• drunk driving
• drunk tank
• The Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Their feet grow dark with his blood
• Spike Jones and his City Slickers
• Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates III
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Masking as generous love of life his constant torpid violence
• The Devil and his Grandmother
• Captain Video and His Video Rangers
• Kitty interrupts his murky float with the nail gun splash of her stiletto song
• Synge and the Ireland of His Time
• Doctor Pangloss and his Unpublishable Thoughts
• Buddha on his anniversary
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• his writing
• Then, with near perfect timing, the hellhound widdled on his foot
• The Extroverted Feeler catches his first fish
• He just left his body
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• Canada Kicks Ass
• Morrison's Lament
• Jack ass (user)
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• drunk mistakes
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• His chocolate stained lips
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• Edgar A. Poe's life is reflected in his works.
• Left with his secrets, his picture and silence
• Wearing his fabrics
• King Canute and His Nobles
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• The map of his purpose
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XI
• His gigantic luminous face trailing cosmic afterimages on the screen
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• Upon the death of Levon Helm and while considering his friends
• I want to hear about his day in person
• George Washington Sits Behind The Wheel Of His Brand New 1967 Skylark
• kick ass
• The Ass and the Old Shepherd
• Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• The Paddling of the Swollen Ass With Paddles
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• ass whole (user)
• Sir, you are drunk!
• Drunk, fix later
• Drunk Whale
• Pascal on his deathbed
• Kissing a man all over his face
• trumpet of his rump
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Author's Apology for his Book
• watch his heart turning into rock
• Little Jack Melody and His Young Turks
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• His face
• How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
• Riche his Farewell
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• GOD EMPEROR OF DUNE DESIRES TO MATE WITH HIS BENE GESSERIT CONCUBINE

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