Findings:

• The Ass and His Driver
• Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• swamp ass
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Ass Pain
• The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• drunk
• Drunk Logic
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Reigns Of Tacitus, Probus, Carus And His Sons III
• What I deduced from his reading matter
• Ringo Starr and His All-Starr Band
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• His Share of Glory
• Borrowing his enigmatic jacket
• His Majesty at the Swamp
• To His Forsaken Mistress
• Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
• His melancholy smile (user)
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• His smartphone lay in the road, its screen locked with music still playing through the earbuds.
• The doctor said his patience is wearing thin, and his patients are getting fat
• jawbone of an ass
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Coon ass
• ass candy (user)
• Blow it out your ass it's Veruca Salt
• Girl drink drunk
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Could man be drunk for ever
• A Boy and His Dog
• Johnny Got His Gun
• His Majesty the Scarecrow
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• Pinocchio and his girlfriend
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• In his voice I heard decay
• The Nice Painter and his Wife
• Character Of Constantine And His Sons III
• Making the Movies XXXVI The Movie Soldier and His Work
• Hebrews: The Superiority of Christ and His Works
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: IV
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• The mad scientist ties you to the examination table and makes love to you with his chilly instruments.
• His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Give the devil his due
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Red Ass
• Weird-ass exam technique
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• How to find your ass
• coding drunk
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• No flash photography on the drunks, please
• too big for his britches
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• Bless his Heart
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• I cried in his arms
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• bump bump bump my finger down his spine
• Rocco and his Brothers
• automaus reads its message inbox
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VI
• that infinite loneliness of his lotus flowers and ducks
• he'd spent years with his cheeks pressed against glass
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• A Prophet in His Own Country
• The Architect Erects his Time-Proof Temple from the Inside
• being in his orbit
• sorry ass
• The Ass and the Wolf
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• haul ass
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• drunk as a lord
• Drunk History
• To His Coy Mistress
• i like his madness
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• His Desire
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• His Girl Friday
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• How Man creates his Gods
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Taking my son to meet his grandfather
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• After E.E. Cummings, after his era passed away came
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Asses of Fire
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• The Obscene Ass
• How to wash your ass
• ass butt (user)
• The Big Ass Happy Family Jubilee
• dry drunk
• Drunk and in charge of a bicycle
• some drunk magic
• His Name Is Alive
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• His Flames Are Joys
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• At her mirror, his muse
• Character Of Constantine And His Sons IV
• Harry Harlow and his monkeys
• Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: With Synge in Connemara
• History of His Own Time
• his wifey (user)
• Out of his fucking mind
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Off with his head!
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• The Lion, the Fox, and the Ass
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Run your ass
• On the Road with My Pet Goat
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• his own tongue (user)
• Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band
• Noni and his Golden Serenaders
• Dave O'Higgings and his biggish band
• his nibs
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: By-ends and his companions
• His face when she fell
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: V
• Charlie and His Orchestra
• his eyes are colorless
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• The sound of his voice
• the weight of his life

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