Tue Jul 25 2000 at 11:34:55
, obviously. Some of my personal favourites include:
Cutting myself while
, not noticing and then wearing a
white shirt to the big
that my collar was
of my company while
Running up the stairs in
and having the pocket of my
get caught on the railing, tearing out the entire right leg of my
Getting entirely too
, stripping off my
and hitting the
. I was a
five minute sensation
, before the
Wriggling out of a nasty hold during a
match, only to realise that the bottom half of my
had remained firmly in the grasp of my opponent.
Not to be
, which is basically
I like it!
Jacking off in the bathroom at work
Something I hate about email
Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
Never heard of Dr. Mennel
Walking around the house naked
I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
What is it like to menstruate?
Grooming is between you and the Lord God
Body glitter is the curse of the cheating man
The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
Drinking in text as though the thirst might not present itself again
We're Only In It For The Money
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