Are you bored with your dull, ordinary tattoo? Have the once bright colours faded? Does your facial spiderweb make job interviews difficult? Then what you need is a genetic tattoo!

With new genetic engineering technology, you can have vibrant, pulsating pictures on your body. The advanced version even allows you to switch it on and off with the application of a special lotion. Continous expression means that the colour never dulls - unless you want it to!

The fluorescent genes are simply injected beneath the skin in the appropriate pattern, and the skin cells take care of the rest. Careful design of the protein products and their promoters allows tiger stripes or other natural patterns. Oxygen sensitive flurophores mean tattoos that pulse to the beat of your heart...

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