Findings:

• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• i am both removed from it, and a part of it
• a dog waits in New Jersey for a plane from Afghanistan
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• A Boy and His Dog
• How to remove "tagging" information from NT-based FTP sites
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• He flops over and bonks his head
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• he is too shy to write his tale
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• How to remove roommates from showers
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Horace Walpole Loses His Little Dog
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe
• Blind man tying his shoes
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• The Brazier and His Dog
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Let's remove some sports from the Olympics
• Removing wax from clothing
• Collect Telegram from a Mad Dog
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• Letter from Nicola Sacco to his counsel, August 18, 1924
• Removing a foreign object from your eye
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• What I deduced from his reading matter
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• The Architect Erects his Time-Proof Temple from the Inside
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• what he carried from here to Okinawa
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• He weaves his words
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He made a way to his anger
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• He just left his body
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• when dogs puke
• Adopting a dog from the Humane Society
• The Little Boy and his Dogs
• Grass Dog (user)
• Black Dog Games
• Dog, the other white meat
• dead dog
• Man Bites Dog
• Yellow Dog Linux
• dog's breakfast
• I wanna be your dog
• dog park
• That Dog
• Triumph, the insult comic dog
• Bagel Dogs
• dog's bollocks
• Westminster Dog Show
• Dogs of War
• The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
• Essex Dogs
• Curtail dog
• Dog bee
• Dog day
• Dog days
• Dog fancier
• The Two Dogs
• Yellow Dog Republican
• yellow dog contract
• The Dog and the Cook
• The Dog and the Oyster
• The Dogs and the Hides
• The Shepherd and the Dog
• The Man, the Horse, the Ox, and the Dog
• The Dog's House
• The Dog, the Cock, and the Fox
• The Dogs and the Fox
• tofu dog
• Hair of the dog that bit you
• Colorado Minty Dog
• boonie dogs
• Salty Dog
• Top Dog
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• salty dog rag
• The old dog
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• The Dog House
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Big Dogs In Pink Mumus Take Turns With Silly Sisters Of Ferrets, K?
• Dental Disease in Dogs
• Working dog
• Lost Dogs
• Dogs that have owned me
• Yves Jumbo Veggie Dogs
• Nate Dogg
• Diamond Dogs
• Dog on Wheels
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Battersea Dogs Home
• Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
• Hummus Dog

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