Findings:

• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Give me your knees
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• Give me a cookie!
• Give me back my bike!
• confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Give Me Your Children
• give me one night to show the savage
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Me Against the World
• Give Blood: fence saber against a left-handed man
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Give Me Strength
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• Give me a moment, please
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• let me be your first upvote
• If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Give Me Louisiana
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• When your presents give me hives
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Don't Give Me Names
• Give me a break!
• Give Me the Brain
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Against Me!
• Give me tonight
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• The first against the wall after the Revolution came
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Give me something worth reading
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• you and me against the world
• give me the truth or nothing
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• a leg had bared itself
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• give me your most honest smile
• The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• He that is not with me is against me.
• returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
• he that is not with me is against me
• Rage Against The Machine
• Litany Against Beer
• Up against the wall, motherfucker
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• Against
• I will spit the blue flame and hurl my glass against the wall
• Go up against
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• Ska Against Racism
• against the wall
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Our Position Against Suicide
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• spindly arms against a sea of light
• I turn over in bed, brush against your warmth, and know it is you
• Against Stupidity, the Gods Themselves Contend in Vain
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• selected against
• The League Against Tedium
• Giving our kids something to rebel against
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• The International Tribunal on Crimes Against Women
• An Argument Against the Abolishing of Christianity
• Direct Action against Homophobia
• running 'Strings' against the Mac OS X kernel
• Throw it against the wall and see if it sticks
• Two Against Nature
• Artists Against Piracy
• A Fit of Rhyme Against Rhyme
• partying against the darkness
• Against Interpretation
• Evolution is iterative feedback against the Second Law of Thermodynamics, motherfucker
• The significance of white jet trails against the blue/pink sky
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• An Argument Against Pragmatic Critiquing
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• vote against
• It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
• Against All Authority
• Ten Offences against the Holy Name
• The Prejudice Against the Past
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• archy speaks out against killing the poor
• A program of covert action against the Castro regime
• Human Education Against Lies
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• United Nations World Conference Against Racism
• Headbangers Against Disco
• The war against terrorism
• Barbara Lee's statement against HR 64
• Summary of evidence against Osama bin Laden in 9/11 terror attacks
• Curse against book stealers
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Muslims Against Terrorism
• September 11 attacks and the War Against Terrorism
• Born Against
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part II Offences Against Public Order
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part IV Offences Against the Administration of Law and Justice
• Summary of the proposed final judgment against Microsoft
• How to survive against humans
• How to survive against zombies
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part VIII Offences Against the Person and Reputation
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part VIII.2 Offences Against the Person and Reputation continued
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part VIII.3 Offences Against the Person and Reputation continued
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part IX Offences Against Rights of Property
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part IX Offences Against Rights of Property continued
• the war against terrorism timeline
• Dorm room policies discriminate against heterosexual couples
• Certain modest deprecations against my malevolent Detractour
• computers against spacetime
• Reclining Against a Tea-Table
• The War against Terrorism is about power
• How to defend yourself against a coconut
• Against Oblivion
• Two Against the Ice
• To use the spear against the shield
• Against the sanctity of marriage
• The response of a democracy to terrorism
• Surfers Against Sewage
• Rage against the Ordinary
• Gold Against the Soul
• the smell of rain pressed up tight against a cricket-song
• Magic Against Magic
• The Frogs' Complaint Against the Sun
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• Round the Moon: 19: A Struggle Against the Impossible
• Rub out
• Protection against bees
• walking up against the wall
• A Dialogue of Comfort against Tribulation
• When we speak of magic, we conspire against death
• Australians Against Further Immigration
• Against a Concrete Heel
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Against Idleness and Mischief

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