Findings:
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- in case the sun ever would conquer the earth
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- The dream people were being assholes.
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- Who Would True Valour See
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- What convinces people earth is a globe?
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Would you know if you were insane?
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- If I were Twenty-One I would save money
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Here, the earth and the sky meet; fly high
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- If the Sharks Were People
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- How to herd people in public
- not if you were the last dandy on earth
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- We're Humans from Earth
- If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
- If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
- If I were Twenty-One I would get married
- it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
- If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- A Message To The People Of Earth
- Would that I were a Poet
- People of Earth: we could be heroes.
- All People That on Earth Do Dwell
- When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
- Gone to Earth
- Whole Earth Review
- Flat Earth Theory
- Crisis on Infinite Earths
- Earth, Wind and Fire
- Earth 2025
- Whole Earth Catalog
- spontaneous creation of life on Earth
- The Day the Earth Stood Still
- Flat Earth Society
- Gloranthan earth goddess
- Journey to the Center of the Earth
- Of course the inmates are running the asylum, who else would be crazy enough?
- Earth: Final Conflict
- Earth Girls Are Easy
- Cologne earth
- Earth shine
- scorched earth policy
- Alkaline Earth Metals
- Earth Rune
- The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
- Night On Earth
- War in Middle Earth
- Protection of Earth
- The Good Earth
- The Menace from Earth
- Blue Earth
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 2
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 3
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 4
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 5
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 6
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 7
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 8
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 9
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 12
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 13
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 14
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 15
- Let the earth hear his voice
- Mother Earth Mother Board
- Earth, My Likeness
- The highways are the capillaries of the earth
- Magma is the blood that spews from the earth
- Volcanoes are the pores of the earth's face
- Flat Earth News
- Salt of the Earth
- moose flesh tastes irrevocably of the earth
- At the round earth's imagin'd corners, blow
- If Jesus came to Earth now
- A Song of the Rolling Earth
- T.A.Z.: Hollow Earth
- A Proposal For An Expedition To Our Hollow Earth
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- The meek shall inherit the Earth
- Earth Day
- Hollow Earth theory
- The most beautiful woman on Earth
- If biology must teach about creation, should geography teach about a flat earth?
- Living on Earth
- Friends of the Earth International
- Messages from Earth
- the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
- Earth God
- Earth's Answer
- scroll of earth
- Heaven and Earth
- Third Earth
- What is the Earth's Carrying Capacity?
- oldest Earth rock
- Estimating the age of the Earth using the Bible
- The Greatest Show Off Earth
- Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
- earth centered earth fixed
- Rare Earth
- Good Earth Original Sweet & Spicy Tea Blend
- Herbs to get in touch with the element of earth
- The Day The Earth Stood Stupid
- How Fragile is Life on Earth?
- Deadlands Hell on Earth
- depths of the earth
- Defenders of the Earth
- Earth Science Reference Tables
- Red Earth Purification Ceremony
- God of Earth and Outer Space
- All Creatures of the Earth and Sky
- Visitors from Planet Earth
- The Earth is blue like an orange
- Mission Earth
- Not to Touch the Earth
- Earth Dies Screaming
- The Last Day on Earth
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