The Reason Women Get Them and Men Don't:
One day, in the
Garden of Eden,
God came down to
Adam and
Eve to bestowe upon them the final
gifts of mankind.
God, with his great and allmighty voice, boomed through the
heavens...
ADAM - bring your mate here to me, that I may give you items of great joy...
Adam called to Eve and bade her come, and the two ran to God and said, "Oh Lord, we are here. What kind gift have you for us oh
Lord Most High?"
And God spoke saying:
I have TWO gifts - the first: One of you may have the ability to urinate whilst standing
Adam quickly responded, "OOH! OOH! OOH! ME ME ME!!!"
Very Well!
*
Lightning Strikes*
Adam runs to a tree to test his newfound
power. Eve says to God - "And what of me oh
Lord?"
Hmm? ... Oh, yes... the... OTHER gift... what was it now... AH! Here we are - Multiple Orgasms!